So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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