what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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