OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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