...so i touched it.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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