Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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