Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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