If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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