You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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