So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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