you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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