just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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