the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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