Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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