Fuck appropriateness.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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