Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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