Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
no more duck duck goose at the bar
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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