u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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