He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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