Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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