even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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