One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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