I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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