I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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