also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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