I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize