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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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