So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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