We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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