Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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