Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Sorry my hands just texted you
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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