You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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