Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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