you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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