do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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