Pants 0. Shit 1.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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