You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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