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Don't drive home.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We have started to decorate penises.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Shame is for Republicans.
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