he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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