I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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