It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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