i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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