Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize