i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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