This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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