i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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