a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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