Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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