i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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