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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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