I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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