I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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